THE HOLY BIBLE AND THE TV GUIDE

THE HOLY BIBLE AND THE TV GUIDE

They lie on the table 
side by side, 
The Holy Bible 
and the TV guide. 

One is well worn 
and cherished with pride, 
Not the Bible 
... but the TV guide. 

One is used daily 
to help folks decide, 
No, not the Bible 
... but the TV guide. 

As the pages are turned, 
what shall they see, 
Oh, what does it matter, 
turn on the TV. 

Then confusion reigns, 
they can't all agree, 
On what they should watch 
on the old TV. 

So they open the book 
in which they confide, 
No, not the Bible 
... but the TV guide. 

The Word of God 
is seldom read, 
Maybe a verse 
as they fall into bed. 

Exhausted and sleepy 
and tired as can be, 
Not from reading the Bible 
... from watching TV. 

So then back to the table 
side by side, 
Lie the Holy Bible 
and the TV guide. 

No time for prayer, 
no time for the Word, 
The plan of Salvation 
is seldom heard. 

But forgiveness of sin, 
so full and free, 
Is found in the Bible 
... not on TV. 

-- Author Unknown 

(from seekfind.net)